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A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.
your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.
We were going at it and she decided to slip some fish to me
When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"
Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"
Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
Fish and Flange day is on 1st June. This is the girls version of Steak and Blow job day!
It’s Fish and Flange day on Saturday!
What you having for dinner it’s fish and Flange day today?
Kim Kardashians richer, prettier, big bootier, twin sister.
Wow! Is that Faith Fish?
I heard Faith Fish is dating Carlos!
Those little bumps on fisishes under it's gills, commonly found on goldfish
I should have bought that one fish with the fish tities, I find them so intresting