Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it
Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.
Due to similarity betweeen Bangladesh's and Japan's flag, It is used for anons from Bangladesh on boards like \int and \sp on 4 chan
My man Green Japan
A country in South Asia. Borders India. Formerly known as East Pakistan. Capital Chittagong.
Climatologists speculate that Green Japan will be underwater by 2100.
Green toenails represent a person who follows social media trends on tiktok and disagrees with their girlfriends nail colour
“If you have green toenails you have 3 wifes and 4 kids”
Boy- You wanna paint your nails white? But that means that you are single by social media trends
Girl - A nail colour has absolutely nothing to do with their relationship status
Boy- Okay I am going to paint do Green toenails
Girl - Okay so that means that you have 3 wives and 4 kids
Boy- What wtf?
The act of having sexual intercourse with a mold infested dick
Jane: "dont have sex with peter, thats how you get your green wangs"
A house that is green and you plant green plants in it
Person 1: Hey did you buy a green house?
Person 2: Yes I did and I now plant plants in it.