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I love my wife tm syndrome. See John Mulaney for reference.
I love my wife so much.
Fucking simp
Guys that only want women for their body’s or only want to date.
Kid:Oh god josh is walking up to Mia again *josh slaps her ass* kid 2: god damn. Kid:well he is a simp
Look to Fedmysters twitch channel.
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".
Lilypichu in her "fed rap": Does it bother you? Do you find it a little... SCARY
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:
Someone who acknowledges he gets shit talked by his own girlfriend, and begs for her pussy.
Christian is the biggest simp i’ve ever met, acts like a child will change things
Doing anything in your willpower to date someone or overly flirt, basically making them your lord until proven otherwise.
1: "Why is Charlotte bullying him?"
2: "Because she wants to look cool in front of Chad"
1: "What a simp"