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tell your crush that you like their hair and stupid green hat day
“oh it’s october 28th! i gotta tell stupid qtip boy that i like his hat”
October 28th is the National Slap The Fuck out of your friend that is 5’4 or Taller!
“Oh shit your 5’5?” “Yea” “too bad it’s October 28th turn to slap the shit out of you bend over!”
Ok this day you assault everyone you are friends with names start with m
Person 1 hi max it’s the 28th gonna beat the shit out of you in October 28th
you- hey it's October 28th we need to kiss
ex fling- why
you- it's national kiss an ex-fling day
National send nudes day , on October 28,your significant other has to send u nudes.
Ay, yo it's October 28th send nudes.
National Fly to Massachusetts and Suck Billy’s Dick Day.
Oh god it’s october 28th, time to fly to massachusetts and slob on his dick.
The day of where every year a anual 🍆 pic comparison happens to show who is the bigger one.
"Its October 28th! Let me text my friend to compare since today is the event."
This is an example of what a normal thought would occur when a man who understands the importance of this day will think.