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Facts. Dogs love to snuggle while cats love to destroy
Friend 1:my cat is destroying my living room
Friend 2:mine does to
Friend 3:you guys need dogs
Friend 1:I’m getting a dog. Dogs are better than cats
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1-Close drain, put cat on tub, close shower door 2-carefully open door, don't let out, and tun on water 3-spray bubble bath over top 4-get them out; they hate it
I better give my cat a bath!
So.....How to Give a Cat a Bath.....
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A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
Person 1: Have you heard of the Butter Cat Brigade?
Person 2: No, what is it?
Person 1: The Butter Cat Brigade (B.C.B) is a cult/religion founded for the Butter Cat! *
Person 2: Oh, sounds cool! I'll look into it!
**Definition: A cult/religion formed around the Butter Cat. It was founded by some idiots
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an expression of surprise caused by the failure to respond by the other half of an SMS conversation
What's up dude cat got your thumb?!
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Brilliant poem in which a cat comes to tea. Rhymes throughout and has a great plot. Admired in 11JC. Wrote by Jarred Wileman
'There once was a cat who came to tea, the cat who came appeared to me, to be wearin a jacket that was green pea'
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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!
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