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When a lady queefs for the first time.
I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.
When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.
She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.
A fart in which you force to the point where it's either gonna be a fart or a poop
Ethan tried to fart and ended up shitting his pants. Looks like he got the bad end of a 50 50 fart.
A fart that smells like a BBQ meal
Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.
It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants
Over trusting a fart can be very messy.
When you fart and it smells so bad people think that the trash needs to be taken out but really it someones ass that needs to be put in the trash
Eww! You need to take out the trash it stinks! Already took it it out, just a trash can fart. Well you need to get your ass into to the trash.
The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.