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When Burger King and Pizza Hut have a baby.
When traveling through Muncie I had to stop at Pizza King, the child of Burger King and Pizza Hut.
A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.
Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.
A Chinese pheasant standing on a South Dakota hay bale, always the one that stands the tallest.
Look over there, it's King Cock looking for hens!
a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
We fucked for hours and he never came—he’s a true SSRI King.
When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”
Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.
Who is kiki?
kiki is poggers king. The ruler of universe and existence.