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obviously, of course, definitely yes, are you fucking kidding me?
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
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a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!
person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!
These examples brought to you by the society to bring back your mom jokes
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National get your ex back for a day is when you get your ex back but only for a day and then after you act like nothing ever happened that day.
Hey! It’s national get your ex back for a day. Wanna get back together for just a day?
National get back with your ex day is a day where you can ask your ex to get back together and they have to say yes even if they’re in a relationship. After the day is over, you're time is up
you: yo it’s national get back with your ex day. wanna come over?
ex: idk about that
you: you can’t say no. i’ll see you at 1
my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk
he never hasn't back for 8 years
guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage
from the song mood by iann dior, it means: i'm talking me and my friends wear nice suits(slick back), relaxing(kick back),
drinking(gang sippin') alcohol(forties)
Only thing I need to know is if you wet enough
I'm talking slick back, kick back, gang sippin' forties
You keep playin', not another day with you shorty
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National Blow Your Back Out Day is on July 1st. People celebrate by getting their backs blown out.
I'm getting my back blown out ? Didn't you hear tomorrow is National Blow Your Back Out Day?!
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