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2,600 Long Island kids fill the hallways of this elite Long Island Catholic high school each day. 75 passing grade makes us awesome. Typical student is upper middle class, white, from the North Shore of Long Island or some upscale town like Dix Hills or Brookville. Girls can be seen at 8am sporting their Northface, Uggs, Burberry scarf, and a coffee. Vineyard Vines clothing and Sperrys are popular. St. Anthony's students are 25 percent brains, 25 percent class, 25 percent looks, and 25 percent beast, which basically means that they're 100 percent awesome. 99 percent of St. Anthony's kids go off to the best colleges to make a shitload of money one day in the future while out of the other 1 percent, .9 go to the best military academies and .1 percent mooch off mommy and daddy and roll around in solid gold 24K bathtubs bathing themselves in Benjamins. When Christmastime rolls around, Saint Anthony's seniors go HAM. Mention Chaminade and someone is bound to say "gay" and vomits. Parents pour money into the school so that it can construct $40 million student centers, chapels filled with antiques, new stadiums, etc. By 2020, St. Anthony's High School will make Dubai look like a shithole at the rate Brother Gary is going.
Becky (Smithtown West HS)- "My parents bought me a 1993 Honda Civic in RED for my birthday and I'm having my Sweet 16 at the park down the road!"
Christina (St. Anthony's)- "Bitch please, my parents got me a 2013 Audi A5 and are renting out the Titanic for my Sweet 16."
Chaminade Student- "Yea, I go to Chaminade. How about you?"
St. Anthony's Student- "HAHAHAHAHA!"
"You go to St. Anthony's? That's like the Harvard of high schools on Long Island. You must be so rich and so smart!"
Vineyard Vines and Lilly Pulitzer don't ever have an issue with finding models because St. Anthony's High School exists.
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The school located on North Broadway right off Beekman Avenue, that is made out of glass. Many yanyos, and dominicans, are waiting outside
You know your in sleepy Hollow High School when Spanish people are playing there regaton ringtones alllllll around you
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Living hell where feel like your in prision
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A high school in ft.lauderdale where the kids are rich the teams are amazing and pretty much everyone thinks they're awesome. the the girls are either hot sluts or ugly bitches (with the occasional hot bitch or ugly slut) and the majority of boys are douchebags but attractive douchbags so the girls pretty much just throw themselves at them. Pastimes include getting drunk, smoking weed, partying and eating aloma cookies. There are many cliques at st.thomas including preps, jocks, and loosers. the teachers dont give a shit about anything and let the kids do whatever they want. because sta is known for acedemics the teachers usually bump the grades up at the end of the quarter so they feel accomplished. The football team is amazing and everybody goes to the games but is there really any question who will win? Most of the kids are only at st thomas for the football team and to say "do you know who i am? i go to st.thomas so gtfo". so welcome to sta famous for Brian Piccalo, Michael Irvin, Sanya Richards, chris everett and many more. Some also may note that The owner of Diamond supply co., Hi-rez(rapper) and the daughters of Dan marino and Kim Bokamper are past or current resedents also note worthy the great grandson of walt disney attends st.thomas but on a a less worthy note girls act like worthless sluts and the boys think they're the sexiest things alive. Students "sleep all day and party all night" but hey whos complaining?
st.thomas aquinas high school is popular for Calini, "shit sta girls say", Asking teachers if they can have "stick", aloma cookies, fries, long masses, sucky pep rallys, crowded homerooms, girls spending hours looking at themselves in the mirrors, thinking they're better than anyone else.
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Two steps up from Johny Caroll.
Oh boy, I think I see a North Harford Highschool, and it's taking a shit on John Caroll!
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the school that everyone is jealous of. everyone who doesnt go to "twp" says its a crack school, we all know they are just jealous.
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Coming from a basement full of girls who attended Mount Hebron, here is the REAL definition. Girls lacrosse players think they are awesome when in actuality these are the best years of their life and theyre going to grow up to be just like their moms, pop out a few dozen kids and eventually become chubby, depressed alcoholics. Boys lacrosse players are just retarded, dont know how to spell 'lacrosse' so they just call it lax, and are going to grow up to be 'baby daddys', live in Town and Country and work at Highs because they have to pay child support. The rest of sports teams are okay kids, because they all pretty much pale in comparison to the asshole lacrosse ones. Half of the teachers have been there for fourteen thousand years and the other half are about 21 and were taught by the first half. A good 25 percent of the students either do not, or choose not to, speak english. You always want to befriend an asian on the first day of class, because you can always count on them to do an entirety of a group project for you. The building itself is dirty, either from rat shit or from the team of four old ass people that 'clean' the school. But really they are smoking pot in the bathrooms by the cafeteria. Between classes, if you go to the bathroom, you can almost ALWAYS encounter a drug deal. The room numbers make NO sense. And 'up' and 'down' staircases, well dont even worry about that. You might run it to a bake out on the closed staircases though, especially if you go to the one by the art rooms. The drama kids are lame and they think they are actually going to entertain someday, since they performed in the infamous TS productions. Come on, a gay math teacher whose equally gay wife acts as his beard? But the plays WERE good. And the sets were built by the only rednecks that went there, who hung out in the back of their pickups blasting country after school. The band kids are talented too, but they have far too much sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but they did it IN the building. Then there are the gay guys (thats what all that fluffly, polo wearing parenting will do to a boy) who youve known about since freshman year and then finally, a year after graduation, find out about for real on facebook (interested in: Men) Young life is slowly trying to take over the school. Fliers can be found all over the floors along with the rest of the shit, and in the hands of all the second string preppy kids who are trying to find meaning in their lives because they get benched. And when they FINALLY get married and they FINALLY have sex, they are going to push out a bunch of jesus freaks just like them. And they all live in the mount hebron neighborhood. Finally, there are the kids you see at graduation rehearsal, and you think to yourself 'Who the fuck is that guy?' It was a fun four years, mostly because you always had someone to mock. They were the best for the kids that kept themselves from being a walking stereotype. And even though the suicide rate is so much higher because of the horribly difficult classes, when you leave the shit hole, youre ready for higher education. To all of the above, we only need to say, "Come on now, you know its true."
Mount Hebron High School is a petri dish for walking sterotypical tards.
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