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The sadness you feel when a box set you have been binging finishes!
Finished binging breaking bad, now have the box set blues!
When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.
Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.
You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.
Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
When you do enough kegels to make him think you are a virgin
She had such a fresh box, I must have been her first
Box being Best means you can describe someone as Being Box as in they are Best
HEY BROOOO YOU FRICKEN BOX TODAY
( Box is Best )
When you've gone from being in a current relationship to being lumped with all past relationships.
I had to shoebox Paula's things once Stacy and I started getting serious.
I am pretty certain Bob shoe-boxed me, I haven't heard from him in 2 weeks