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Dump load turd shit pile crap tower of turds
My chunky trump tower stood 6 inches above the toilet water.
When you are banging a sex worker, but then also unexpectedly her lawyer is fucking you in the ass.
Dirk: Bro, oh no! Did you hear about Gil? He paid the stripper to have sex with him at the bachelor party last weekend, but then surprise! Her lawyer appeared like outta nowhere and started destroying his asshole from behind. It was complete devastation.
Steven: Oh shit, he got Trump Towered? Awful, do you know what his recovery will be like?
When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
I shat so much this morning i Trump Towered my balls.
What the Republican Party has become under the presidency of Donald Trump. A corrupt party that cheats to win elections.
“There’s no longer a Republican Party. There’s the Trump party.”
My prediction for the 2024 presidential election (do not dislike if this comes out to be incorrect)
My prediction for this election is Trump 287-251
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The act of ejaculating onto someone's right ear, similar to the attempted assassination of Donald Trump with Thomas Matthew Crooks shooting his right ear.
Instead of cumming on my girlfriend's tits like I usually do every Saturday night, this time I decided to spice things up and give her a Donald Trump Facial.
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When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.
I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.