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A girl with beautiful, thick luscious lips expertly designed by God himself that are meant to serve only one purpose: slurping cum out of a nice hard cock.
Brad: Hey bro check out that girl!
Mark: Yeah that’s Angela bro, she just moved her from Jersey.
Brad: Wow she has some nice cum slurping lips!
the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.
-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
the british slang term for a crusty the clown rubbish bin
honey i just filled up my crusty cum basket
im about to go make some tea
To give your partner a hand-job, immediately after working on the farm.
Stacy: Hey Billy, you want a hand-job? I just finished cleaning the cow pen and I haven't washed my hands yet!
Billy: Oh yeah baby, you know I love a good feedlot cum-shot!
A self-absorbed, super-egotistical woman, generally in her late 20s or early 30s, who creates an online dating profile with a profoundly opinionated view of herself and her requirements. Typical indicators of whether one is a cum gargling vaginasaur are the listing of one's favorite pseudo-intellectual novels with titles so artsy as to be vomit inducing, as well as the stating of one's personality type according to the 'what in the world of fucks is that' Myer-Briggs Type Indicator system. The true sexual orientation of a cum gargling vaginasaur is never known, as she prefers to invent her own orientation, unique to herself, which did not previously exist. As with a gecko that sheds its tail when threatened, a cum gargling vaginasaur similarly sheds her integrity when faced with the prospect of sucking on a black 12 incher in a process commonly referred to as 'hypocrisy'.
Why is it that I only ever get matched with cum gargling vaginasaurs when perusing these dating sites?!
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The specific biological development of Grants semen after 15 years of no fap because he can’t cum.
The sperm has flourished vigorously into what is known as anti-sperm.
His jizzle is now hostile and if in the event of a partition in the seems of his balls, chaos will be unleashed upon the 9 realms
Grants Cum Flourish has developed badly and is extremely hostile. A wanted poster will be placed for every single sperm cell that leaked from his balls in the event of such a spillage.
The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.
Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”