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the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.
“wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”
A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.
John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
A bra
My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better
What a dude says moments after accidentally telling the gal he's been sleeping with that he loves her
^ *whispering* Love you s-o-o-o much...mmmm
> Really? *smooch smooch smooch* I love you too, baby! When are we getting married?
^ Huh? NO! I was talking to your tits!
when society is ran by tits.
or some bullshit henry david thoreau came up with.
wow! why would anyone ever use the word "tit men" in a book about living by a pond!
Some who is a general suck-up cunt.
Person 1: He read his book on urban assemblage theory...
Person 2: Oh, what a bum tit!
When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold
Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d
That sucks my homie sexual friend!