philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

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chilli dog with cheese

a standard chilli dog but to add the cheese, after pooping on her chest you masterbate on the poop until you ejactulate to make the cheese. You can then proceed with the titty fucking

I have that cunt a chilli dog...with cheese!!! OOHHHHH!!!

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philly cheese snake

The Philly Cheese snake is a sexual act in which the man applies cheese wiz to his dick. The woman then licks or sucks the cheese of.

Mike: dude get me the cheese wizz, Laruens giving me a philly cheese snake tonight.

Chris: eww gross man.

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Chicken Cheese Pizza

A pizza that you want right now (it is your preference)

man i really want some Chicken Cheese Pizza up my ass

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Chuck E. Cheese's

A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.

How about we go to Chuck E. Cheese's just to play the games? We'll pass on the food.

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picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

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zip up the cheese

Covering up a fart or covering after you cut the cheese.

John was in an elevator so he had to zip up the cheese

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