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Fat Day is a day where all fat people mainly named Marco, come together and celebrate their weight gain
Marco:Alex it's fat day November 2 me and my friends can meet and eat I can't wait! *JUMPS* Titties Bounce. Alex: I'm not fat like you Marco go eat a glizzy somewhere else for fat day
National make a baby day where you and someone else have to make a baby
"hey isn't it November 2?"
"Oh fuck, better get to making a baby"
Annoy the fuck out of your boy best friend lol
Hey dude!
What?
It's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit
Annoy the fucking shit out of your guy friends day hehe >:)
hey dude!
what?
it's November 2nd and ur my boy best friend hehe >:)
...shit
November 2 is furniture day. It is the day to clean and love your furniture. You can also buy new furniture or dress up as furniture.
Child: Mom can we go to ikea?
Mom: No
Child: But it’s November 2, furniture day!
Mom:
The short friend gets bullied.
Tall friend: It’s November 2nd!
Short friend: Runs*
National joint a cult day! You and your family and friends have to join a cult!
“Hey mom, did you hear today was November 2?”