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When you fart and it smells so bad people think that the trash needs to be taken out but really it someones ass that needs to be put in the trash
Eww! You need to take out the trash it stinks! Already took it it out, just a trash can fart. Well you need to get your ass into to the trash.
The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.
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The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
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When you're so high you suck a fart out of the someone's butt while having intercourse.
"Dude she was she was smoke show so I had to fart 20 blaze it!"
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a more comical and sophisticated way of saying queef otherwise known as a vaginal fart or lady fart.
Aye girl lemme get that lady part fart
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to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
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