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this happens when your date eats jalapenos then performs oral sex on you. the capsaicin from the peppers is absorbed by the phallic skin, and enters the urethra causing unpleasant burning sensation.
the heat from the jalapeno pepper ignited Jasmine's sexual desire to the point her mouth salivated for boner. After receiving a jalapeno blow job from Jasmine, Darryls penis burned... like California wild fire.
The act of pressing two bellies against a dick to jerk it off.'
*In a public romantic setting*
"So babe... I'm kinda feeling the Jorge Job tonight."
"Who the fuck's the third??????"
The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!
I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!
Nice landscaping nick, God job ,Good Bless ..just kidding i mean Good Job ,God Bless you . Yau saved me 4 grands
An Inside job that everyone is aware of
Dude, I think that was an Inside job.
Man, everyone one knows that, it's a Frosty inside Job .
When a girl gives you a handjob while she says Ora multiple times
I couldn't help but cum when that girl gave me a Jo-Job!
When a man gets cold and his cock shrivells up into a small prune
Jordan: yo I just jumped in the lake and I got a pruinie job
Kumah: no way ! Gimmie a squeeze