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Wanna see my cat? is a slang word used to say you wanna fuck
You and Jungkook went out for your first appointment
When you arrive at your house, you say "Hey, ehm... Wanna see my cat?"
Jungkook: "Oh, yes, I take with me the condom"
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A type of person that wants to die, wants to be in a anime. They / them are also very gay and fuck cats.
The emo anime cat girl is out, i hope she doesnt hang herself
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Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.
Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"
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A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.
Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer
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Fat cat day is a way to show off your cats fatness. So what if you over feed them sometimes be proud for it on this day.
Woah did your cat eat a cow , no I just over feed him , omg I’m so jealous I want a fat cat , well today is national fat cat day go get one
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A shit bag with a feeble, nervous voice.
A useless cunt, with an annoying voice.
"Did you even listen to Perkins' presentation earlier?"
"Nah, he's a fucking cat-voiced cock bag, I wish he was dead."
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A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.
"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.
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