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For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.
Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!
Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us
Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.
The act of farting without clothes on.
Honey....that was a wicked un-filtered fart.
When you're so high you suck a fart out of the someone's butt while having intercourse.
"Dude she was she was smoke show so I had to fart 20 blaze it!"
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a more comical and sophisticated way of saying queef otherwise known as a vaginal fart or lady fart.
Aye girl lemme get that lady part fart
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to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:
John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.
James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!
Example 2:
Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
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The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
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