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To see opportunity from a difficult situation.
Don't do anything now, wait to see your stars in the water.
When you drop your phone in the toilet or any other body of water
dude what happened to your phone? O yea man i just had to do a quick water reset.
Did you hear him bring up Trump at Christmas.. it was some water on the sleeve.
it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.
"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"
water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old
"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"
I don't even have your water bottle
Ooh I hate white people
Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.
Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?