When a company is no longer functional in terms of pay, benefits, growth, etc...
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
The chosen one. A girl who could end world hunger with the grace of her mouth. This mouth will bring you the clarity of self actualization and best life living. World peace resides within the confines of her oral cavity. The chosen one will suck you into an alternate existence and blissful slurp you down a spiritual awakening
That girl Aly is the Queen of Blow Jobs, I got life altering fellacio.
When Bijan Izadi inspects Joe DeFilippo's huge brass balls using a forklift and metal detector, much to the chagrin of Sam Ovens.
Joe had a Bijan job last week and got the all clear.
Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation
Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"
The act of giving a blow job while sitting or standing in the snow
Jim: How did you enjoy your snow day yesterday?
James: It was great, I got Jess to give me a snow job.
When you think your girl friend has swallowed your load only to have your own semen deceptively spat back into your mouth while kissing her.
Dude your Mom said she swallowed but then gave me a nasty snow job.
When a girl rubs an ice cube on your testicles while performing oral sex
Person 1: "Did you hear that John got a snow job from Stacy"
Person 2: "Damn I got one from her last week and my balls are still freezing"