Swab Job

Receiving oral while cleaning your ears in a pleasurable fashion with a Q tip or cotton swab. Also known as an “SJ” or the good ol Gerstenzang. In honor of Leo Gerstenzang, the inventor of the Q tip.

I was cleaning my ears the other night, when the wife surprised me with a Swab Job.

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

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Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job

“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”

Snot-job snowball

The act of sucking snot from another person's nose, then transferring it back and forth with eachothers mouths. The snot ball should continue to grow in size and take on a snowmobile effect.

I had such a bad cold last week, so my girl decided to give me a snot-job snowball. It was just what I needed to clear up my sinuses.

lunch job

Eating a girl out, the act of oral sex on a woman.

I totally just gave that girl a lunch job.

inside job

The "fourth base" form of getting a guy's rocks off --- i.e., da gal's letting him "go all the way" and thrust "inside" of her as opposed to just giving him a handjob or blowjob.

Unless da lady is on birth-control or is otherwise "bodily prepared" so dat she will not likely ovulate, she should insist dat da guy wear a condom before she gives him an inside job, since the purpose of a "job" is merely to get him off, not to perform a "love-injection".

Inside Job

Beating your meat inside the vagina of a girl, resulting in both fisting and penetration at the same time.

Girl: baby, what are you doing, that feels so great?!
Boy: I'm simply giving you an inside job