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a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
B-Double E- Double R-U-N.
A concept where an individual will say it out loud in order to exempt him/herself from a round of drinks. The last person to say it, is the person to get the round in, or go and get the beers from the fridge.
Usually it is said quickly by people in order to miss out on being the last to say it, and ultimately get the drinks in.
Toby: "You know what guys, i could murder a beer, B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Phil: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Michael: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Will: B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN
James: Oh, not again. Im so slow. Who wants what?
Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.
Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.
A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!
B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!
The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.
Helpless school girl: (bends over)
Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)
Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)
Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?
Saint G: what does it look like?
Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss
Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....
A term to describe a penguin like creature that exhibits intelligent behavior. Often a derogatory term used when a docile person is able to produce a thought that is actually intelligent.
Oscar is such a double genius waddle waddle, he finally came up with a smart idea.
Double-Dutch Butt Puss - A type of sex game in which you braid your partner's hair into pigtails, and proceed to have anal, then vaginal intercourse, followed by another round of anal and vaginal sex. Perform while jumping a counter-rotating jumprope held by two African-American women wearing Aunt Jemima dresses or Pilgrim-style clothing and buckle shoes. Perform outdoors on a blacktop basketball court, in scorching summer heat, when possible. You may also hire a naked white woman to play an accompanying "chun cha-cha chun" beat on a high-hat cymbal for the duration of the round of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss.
Bitch! Stop annoying me or we're gonna play a few rounds of Double-Dutch Butt-Puss!