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A black person who thinks they are a white person trapped inside a black body.
Clarence Thomas is such an Oreo Double Stuff.
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Words uttered by a kid not liking whats for dinner.
Randy wasn't happy about what his mom cooked for dinner so he said, " meatloaf beetloaf double smeatloaf."
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When a girls inner vaginal lips become loose enough for the outer, secondary vaginal lips to establish themselves as the primary lips of the vagina. Because they have not been stretched before (only the primary lips are stretched during intercourse) they have an increased tightness compared to the already worn down inner lips. This leads to an increase in overall tightness, and in turn pleasure/volume of seamen produced by the male.
Marcus: "Dude, does Lianna have the double lip grip effect yet? I know you've been wearing that thang out!
Leo: "Yea man she is just about there. I can feel the grip gaining strength again!"
Marcus: "LFG!!!!!"
a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.
Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett
The act of which would occure if two creepy, perverted high school students got a hold of a females scarf. The scarf would be straddled by both of the perverts, one holding each end with one hand, then flossing their rectums with the scarf whilst thrusting/dry humping eachother.
Helpless school girl: (bends over)
Saint G: (steals scarf from locker)
Marin: (straddles scarf with Saint G)
Helpless school girl: What the fuck are you doing?
Saint G: what does it look like?
Marin: we are performing the fine art of double-butt-floss
Helpless school girl: well there goes that scarf....
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B-Double E- Double R-U-N.
A concept where an individual will say it out loud in order to exempt him/herself from a round of drinks. The last person to say it, is the person to get the round in, or go and get the beers from the fridge.
Usually it is said quickly by people in order to miss out on being the last to say it, and ultimately get the drinks in.
Toby: "You know what guys, i could murder a beer, B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Phil: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Michael: "B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN"
Will: B-Double E- Double R-U-N, BEER RUN
James: Oh, not again. Im so slow. Who wants what?
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Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.
Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
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