meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

medium meat

Man with little meat. Small pecker.

Blake did no damage with his medium meat.
Shelley laughed at Blake's medium meat.

water meat

A word used indicating suicidal tendencies. Referencing the star sign pisces, directly translated to Korean and back to English, hence water meat. Always used in reference to one's zodiac sign.

My star sign is now water meat! (I want to kill myself)

The other white meat

The common housecat. Felis Catus.

ALF's favorite food is "the other white meat"

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

Curing Meat

When you sweat enough that your balls get salty, drying them out and making them feel like sandpaper between your legs, similar to how meat was preserved in olden times.

I didn't shower after working out earlier, I'm curing meat like a goddamned pioneer over here!

meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area

You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you