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A mom is somebody to spoil you, gives you money.
Moms are nice and caring and would do anything.
Besides moms sometimes makes us their slaves.
They at least give you food.
But in hentai moms have a different purpose
"I love my mom she feeds me!"
Ann: my mom loves me more than my dad!
a mom is everything. When you go through a breakup or anything bad, she is always there for you. she makes you food, she gives you a house and sometimes makes your bed. she is hilarious and funny and will always make you laugh, or even pee your pants. Even though you might yell, argue, or disagree with her she always will always love you more than you will ever know.
Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*
The person who introduced me to "Your Name", the best selling anime movie of all time. She watched it with me and my brother twice. Through every part. YES, YOU WEEBS OUT THERE, YES, THE TIT SCENE IN THE BEGINNING MY MOTHER SAT THROUGH AND WATCHED IT WITH 2 TEENAGE BOYS. SHE IS THE BEST MOM IN THE FUCKING WORLD I BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MOM LIKE THAT SHE WATCHEDAN ANIME AND ENJOYED IT HOW DOES IT FEEL
Friend 1: yo Noahs' mom likes Makoto Shinkai
Friend2: I wish my mom would watch anime with me I watched that one anime scene in kill bill and she slapped me and called me a weeb.