small penis rule

A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis.

Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.

Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn.

Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis.

Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly.

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She Was Exposed To Penis

When a girl (Has to be a virgin) has sex and gets addicted. She never would of been addicted if she wasn't exposed to penis.

Fool #1: "Yo man, what happened to Heather?"
Fool #2: "Didn't you hear? She was exposed to penis!"
Fool #1: "She was a good girl too!"

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penis envy

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

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guacamole nigga penis

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Friend 1: ay can i get some of that guacamole nigga penis
Friend 2: hell yeah man *unzips pants to reveal a huge throbbing black penis covered in guacamole*

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penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

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Small Penis Mobile

Hummer H2

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The Hummer H2 is the most popular small penis mobile

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