that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

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what it this _____ I am hearing about?

When in deep inquiry about one's question. Also includes facial expressions that show sincere curiousity.

Steven: "What is this cruiseeeeeeeeeeeee I am hearing about?"

RIP Steven "The Ratman" Muntner (1983-2004)

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don't tell me what to do

a phrase meant as a joke to dispute pleasantries, that makes your significant other very irritated with you.

1.Boyfriend:Have a good day, babe.
You: don't tell me what to do!

2.BoyFriend: Kiss me baby!
You: don't tell me what to do!

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whats that got to do with the price of cheese

a phrase used when somone says somthing that is nothing to do with anything

fred: i just bought a new cd
dave: oh yea what is it
fred: nice weather were havin
dave: whats that got to do with the price of cheese

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I'm 13 years old and what is this?

Another less funnier variation of the meme I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Said in forums that restricts the registration of people below 13. If you put the original version of the meme, which is: I'm 12 years old and what is this? Mods might think that you're ACTUALLY 12 years old and ban you because they're dumbass pricks, or just have a reason to ban you for the lulz.

Person 1: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: "You're 12 years old? This forum is for ages 13 and up! *Bans Person 1*"

Another day:

Person 2: "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass Mod: O rly? I know that's a meme, but you piss me off and I have a reason to ban you. *Bans for the lulz*"

Yet another day:

Person 3: "I'm 13 years old and what is this?"

Dumbass mod: I thought the meme was "I'm 12 years old and what is this." What the fuck is going on?"

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"That, my lord is what she bespoke".

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.

"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".

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i do what i can

when someone mentions something about how you look or sound or smell

Will- Amanda your so lanky
Amanda- i do what i can

sara- Ashley you smell kind of bad
ashley- whatever i do what i can

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