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When your at the bar and cum in a girls shot when she’s not looking
When I was at the bar last night I gave this girl a Mexican cum shot
You.
We'll at least when I'm finished with you.
Fun romantic name to call your boyfriend.
Very commonly used in my vocabulary.
From my Wattpad story😌:
"Fuckin cum slut faggots. Go get cleaned up."
"Y-yes Master..." They reply.
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An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
is when you stroke you pee pee so fast that yougurt comes out
jerry- I did pee pee cum
tom- wut
jerry- I cant do dat ☹
When a womans ass gets completely filled with semen from a large group of men, then chugs a bottle og magnesium citrate causing her to expell all the semen like a volcanic explosion.
Dude! We turned a chick into a volcanic cum dump last night! A bunch of guys busted a nut in a chicks ass, then she chugged a bottle of that liquid stuff you drink before a colonoscopy, she violently shit out all that cum all over the place!
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Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.
I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy
Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.
Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.