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The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
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When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
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The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
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When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.
Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.
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a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...
Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss
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A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.
"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"
"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"
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When a two guys have sex and the top wants the bottom to show the load that the top released inside of him
Top:Make that boy pussy fart!
Bottom: starts farting cum out the anus
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