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A simp is a person named Chloe or Bob or Cholo
Chloe is simping over julie after her dick fell off
S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
Alexander Verbesey
“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”
Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
A term used to describe someone who is drooling over a certain anime guy.
Person 1: Have you seen the new Genshin Impact character?
Person 2: Yes, omg I simp for him.
A simp is a simple person lacking common sense. It can also mean a fool or simpleton. (slang) (countable) A simp is a person, usually a male person, who appears to be foolishly valuing another person too much, usually to a person of opposite sex.
Man that guy is simping over her.
That guy a simp, look at him.