Money rolled up in rubber bands
I have monkey knots in my pockets.
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Come and fight me you stupid porch monkey
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Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These βGrease Monkeysβ are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
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Copyright infrigment whom stole his name from a videogame due to lack of originality: A weak warrior who uses luck and coincidence as his weapons
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originally "sassy"
having bitchy comments that don't normally come from you and are unnecessary; a true one can always spot one
Maura Malone is the ultimuate sas-monkey
Sara Ciav: "Like what the fuck guys you two are the ultimate sas-monkeys but come at everyone else it's so annoying"
whoaaa chilll sas-monkey
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A password.
The password... It's Monkey Peaches.
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