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National invite your crush to your house day.
Person: come over
Crush: why?
Person: Its December 08
A date Anthony Lahmann came up with that appears to be non-arbitrary.
If someone asks Anthony Lahmann what someone's birthday is, and he doesn't know the correct answer, he will answer "not December 12, 2009".
Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!
Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick
you can only take a shower once a week
there are exceptions for chirstmas
blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day
Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!
Just like no nut November December is when you make dark jokes in front of the minority the minority you are making fun of
“Oh shit it’s dark December we gonna have a problem when the Niggers since they want their holiday from picking cotton”
Said jack in front of a gang of black guys.
“I guess I will wait till they can’t breath”
Ex.2
“Lemme send u to the gas chamber with the Jews and Fags ”
Said Kobe in front of the gays and faggots
“I hope this won’t blow up”