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A very cool guy that attracts alot of young women. They call him the 'women magnet"because women are attracted to this hot guy.
OMGGGG!!! Its JOHN I can't wait to MATE with him.
John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
A man who pays for sex is a "John"
That John in the red civic didn't pay me last time, go surprise that MF.
Somebody you love but cant be with because it will ruin your friendship and loose everything you have with that person.
“He’s my John, I cant do that”
Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy
Have you seen John
Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms
A John is a person who is very annoying and a person who always complains about something to someone. He is also very gay and always steals the chances you or your friend get.
Perhaps there is a John in your class who is the like this you can use it as
You: Dude that guys a JOHN!
Your Friend: Yeah Dude!
A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now
John is a gayass bastard that love girls