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eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018


john kieghley

Well known ladies man- hot as fuck, sick tats, blue eyes. Wins every arm wrestle and running race against anyone at any given moment- can dance

Hey bro, that John Kieghley just made me look like a pussy in front of everyone...

yeah bro he's done that to everyone

by Skinny mckinny November 25, 2017


John Kem

He loves Aira

John Kem is weak

by Sshhhhhhhhhhhhh June 9, 2021


john homer

You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?

da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water

by iamdabrackmagicmaster March 7, 2016


John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark April 25, 2018


pancake john

a silly goofy guy

yo is that pancake john??

by pancakejohn December 23, 2023


john andraka

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017