The equivalent to "suck my dick."
"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."
Well known ladies man- hot as fuck, sick tats, blue eyes. Wins every arm wrestle and running race against anyone at any given moment- can dance
Hey bro, that John Kieghley just made me look like a pussy in front of everyone...
yeah bro he's done that to everyone
You cannot speak engrish. You do brack magic and are too good at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am the person john homer i can do brack magic and i drink brackish da water
To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails
Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!