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when you does the reach around at her grandparents funeral and her dad gives you a little wink
Yo i know it was a weird first date but did she salt the rocks?
rock em sock em freaks are sexually attracted to rock em sock em.
Friend: My sisters boyfriend took the rock em sock em game.
Friend goes to the restroom and fucks the toy like rock em sock em freak
the act of throwing rocks of a chairlift at certain objects on the ground. each object has a certain point value.
"alex destroyed max in rock golf today on the way down"
National Chris-Rocks Day, when we celebrate all the men named Chris just because they rock!
"Honey, do you know what day it is today? It's National Chris-Rocks Day, we have to call Chris and tell him he rocks!"
The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)
Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!
getting dome while getting hit blindside by the bitches ex boyfriend at full sprint.
Me."bro I got D-rocked last night" Friend."No way!? how the hell did that happen?" Me."Well...I was in at a party bitch comes on to me takes me into a bedroom. she left the door open to the room adjacent to it. guy comes into the other room, I'm getting dome and next thing you know I get smashed to the ground with my dick in her mouth." Friend."Classic D-rock"