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An uncircumcised male lays on his back with multiple other men surrounding him. The other men jack off and cum into his foreskin until it fills up like a balloon. Then the uncircumcised male has intercourse with a female and cums in her vagina while at the same time filling her with the cum from the other males.
Me and my wife have been trying for a baby but it’s not working. I’m gonna call in some of my co-workers and make a Carolina Cum Balloon. That will definitely get her pregnant.
When a thug whips his uncut cock out and sticks it in a homeless niggas mouth and shoots his load, then allows the homeless man to do the same.
Hey dad
Yeah?
I wanna detroit cum swap this nigga
Ok cuh
A joke about ejaculating inside of the character zippy's mouth and zipping it up
1) i tried the zippy cum hole last night on my mums doll
2)did it feel good?
Pouring one pint of cum into your stepsisters mouth and then barfing it back into you ass.
I need my daily one pint of cum Daddy
Cum bat boots, euphemism for condoms.
Dick and Jane use cum bat boots for birth control.
A Cheddar Cum Dance is when you cover your exposed body with Cheddar Cheese and someones Semen and dance in the middle of a party.
Jamie did the Cheddar Cum Dance and brians party last night and totally made it better.
Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.
Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain