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carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.
When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
A glass of liquid that has been used to wash your sink in.
Dude, I washed my dink in a glass one night before Becky came over for sexy time. After we were done the deed she reached over and drank my dink water. She asked me why I had a glass of salt water next to my bed. I couldn’t break it to her that I had washed my dink in it quickly before she came over.
When you're just so good at the damn game nobody can stop you you're basically immortal and to good at the game that everybody wants to be you
Bro that kid is so goat water dont talk shit
When there is two elephants fighting over a boiled hotdog in and elementary school.
LOOK OUT! THERE IS SPIFFY BOLOGNA WATER OVER THERE!
HIV water is what you drink from Tyla's tap
Person 1- "Ew what's in my drink?"
Person 2- "It's Tylas HIV water"
when a black person cums into a public pool / fountain or any water source in a low income neighborhood
bro , he just cum water in the hood tf ?