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To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.
Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.
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The metal god that formed the greatest, most consistent (in terms of great albums) metal band Megadeth. Amazing songwriter and guitarist its a pity Metallica replaced him with that tone deaf Kirk Hammet but he can play fast and I guess thats what matters right?
Dave Mustaine has overcome so much in his life whether it be drugs, or the Metallica ordeal (which it is more to it then what has been made public). His sexy golden locks glow and like Samson in the bible they give him his power. Dave is also a more versatile writer then his rivals; seriously Metallica could never write a song like Hangar 18, they arent as creative or talented.
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The extremely under appreciated drummer for Blur he is commonly referred to as a potato
He now runs a political blog and instagrams every place he goes on tour.
Me: Oh Dave Rowntree is so cool!
Friend: Who?
Friend2: Potato guy?
Me: *sighs*
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A species of male whom is ambidextrous and lank. Tends to be of the Australian variety yet is commonly mistaken for a stereotypical German boy.
Have you seen Dave Walker recently? 'Who? That German kid?' No, no, he's an Aussie!
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An awesome man who founded Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers.
He was truly a great man....RIP
Dave Thomas just Biggie Sized my meal for free!
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A stubborn turd that remains floating in the bowl after the flush.
Has the same bouyancy as a piece of cork or polystyrene.
Usually found at work or in public toilets
ahh gawd! Who's left a Stray Dave in trap 1?
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When a girl comes over to your house, is a cock tease, and passes out in your bed. You jack off cum on her face, bring in your roommate to laugh and fall asleep next to her. She wakes up the next morning and gets a ride home from you. The following day at work you quit from embarrassment.
I quit my job today.
Why?
I dirty daved this girl at work.
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