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The phase of a guy (or girl)'s life when he/she fancies a girl called Maria. If that particular Maria returns any love then the maria phase is broken.
OMG! He is SO going through the maria phase right now!
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Maria is the most beautiful cosmic creature that is kind enough to grace us with her mere presence here on planet Earth. She has been gracefully brought down from above by angels who made her perfect. She is the cutest thing to meet the eye. She can be a total bitch sometimes but is sweet and caring at the same time. Her heart is easily broken, so be careful with her fragile feelings. She has few friends and she adores and appreciates them more than anything on the planet. (lucky bastards) She likes to skate, draw, and listen to music, preferably naked. She's very smart, yet dislikes school. She loves animals and nature. She is just perfect.
boy #1: Maria Munoz is amazing, I wish I could find someone as perfect as her.
boy #2: Yeah, I know. Any guy that can have her is the luckiest person on earth.
boy #1: She is the most interesting and nicest person ever.
*drools*
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maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people
maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me
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Glaswegian
The large black police bus that takes neds to the jail from police offices
"Who'sina Black Maria?"
"wee Jimmy, aff tae the Bar-L"
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Winner of the 2006 U.S. Open Women's Championship.
Maria Sharapova crushed Justine Henin-Hardenne in straight sets to win the U.S. Open.
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the MEAN sister of Derek Gerard and is very famous for Derek Using her for 4 weeks for views with the sex appeal effect and also she said "your fans are WEIRD!" so the comments must be doing SOMETHING
She acts like a Neela Maria
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when you fall asleep during a test and dont even answer half the questions
did you see maria sleeping during the test
yeah she did 10 questions
got that solid 5
she was pulling a maria
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