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Piece of shit Catholic school where all the girls are in love with their North Faces and all the boys are in love with their Air Force One's and being "gangsta", even though they're a bunch of rich white kids who probably know nothing about living in the ghetto.
St. Anne's girl: so i totally got a new pink North Face to match my pink Phat Farms and my new Abercrombie tank top and my American Eagle denim mini skirt. hehehe.
St. Anne's boy: daayum yo, those is tizz-ight foo. aight homie well ima go down to Nike Town now and get me some p-i-m-p Air Forces, hit you up lata nigga.
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A school in Oakville, Ontario. It is a school meant for rich bitches, sluts, and lesbians.
They dress like a slut. they're a virgin slut. rich. bitch. somehow manage to show more skin than clothes. lesbian. botox. shit load of makeup. random designer shit. i know because i went there
SHE MUST GO TO ST. MILDRED'S , SHE LOOKS LIKE A SLUT
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A gay person who has a pizza face and lactating nipples. Also has a cat who he has sex with at least 3 times a day. He also has infected testicles that have swollen to the size of a fist.
St Gay's milk is full of Vitamin D
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A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.
St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?
Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting fucked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.
For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.
Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.
Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the fuck out of this hell hole.
Me: "Finally, a place to smoke this crap weed we bought here in... ST. PETERSBURG..."
Friend: "... why did you just say... 'ST.PETERSBURG'?"
Me: "Because these clowns at Urban Dictionary said I had to use 'ST. PETERSBURG' in the example.."
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A Private All-Boys High School in Lakewood Ohio. The school is well known as a hotbed for great high school sports, including one of the top 20 Basketball teams in the country. Also home to the best wrestling team in the country. The school has numerous academic awards and continues to provide an excellent level of education.
St. Edward has the best sports in the state of Ohio.
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A school in the Los Angeles area. It has some weirdos and douchebags. Besides that the students are all bros. The sports teams are all very good(I`m not saying we`re the best at every sport, but they are very good) They have excellent theater programs, food(especially the breakfast burritos which I can write a page about) We strive to do good and show respect for everyone, We are good sports and our teachers are funny and great. We have stellar football games. Kids from all over LA come to school here. I`m not saying we are better than any other school in everything, but we are pretty top tier.
Girl : I`m not to Loyola`s dance tonight!
Saint Francis boy: have fun!
Girl: thanks!
later that week
SF boy: how was the dance?
Girl: it sucked, all the guys pictured us as objects and they were practically having sex with us with their clothes on!
SF boy: I`m sorry
Girl: it`s fine
Loyola boy: so are you coming to the SF dance
Girl: yeah
Loyola boy: why! those dudes are fags!
Girl: well at least those "fags" know how to treat a girl properly!
Loyola boy: whatever bitch I`ll just find another girl to try to get into her pants, I hate St. Francis!
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rich slutty toorak girls who are try hards and are super easy
the boarders take socials way to seriously its as if they are going to a slutty met gala.
they might as well show up naked to any party their practically not wearing anything anyway. they love scotch boys because scotch boys are whores but also have rich parents.
st catherines is the definition of white privelege
"oi see those st catherines girls"
"oh yeah, im suprised they're somewhat clothed and not fucking scotchies down on the glenfez oval!"
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