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A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.
The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!
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The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.
Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.
Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.
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to develop a penile erection
Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.
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A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.
You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?
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erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.
giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?
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The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.
Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.
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It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy
Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner
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