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(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text
Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned
Madison: Now you know how it feels
Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.
I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.
A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.
“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”
A line counter is a construction worker stuck in their old ways, unwilling to adopt adopt new products or technology to make lives easier or faster. They reject the notion that any improvements could be made to tools or processes used in construction and home improvements and prefer to things the traditional way out of stubbornness and technology aversion.
That plumber John is a real line counter, the dude is still using a hand powered drill and flip phone since 2005.
"if you don't know how to use insert traditional tool/process/technique here, you wouldn't be working on my job site" - Line Counter commenting on any social media post
Do u want counter strike skins?
Yeah, lemme just get me moms credit card,
A related, but completely antithetical, concept in regards to the other concept you just defined.
Good is the real counter-concept to evil. It doesn't matter if you understand good and evil as adjectives or nouns.
Someone who is afflicted with a type of stupidity where they cannot conceptualize or envision things in their mind with much competence. As a consequence, they cannot really take information and might even not be compatible with conversation, of all things.
Ben Shapiro paints over people's arguments and chambers responses while the other person is talking when he argues. He is an example of a finger-counter.