Five times this happened one time it happened but different, or five times it almost happened but it didn't until 6th. Used in ao3
5+1 things
National date day ; go on a date with anybody and see how it goes
OMG August 1 national date day is coming up I should totally tell Nick so we can have fun
The day that the best couple got together! Whoever got together on this day is gonna last forever!
"Hey babe yk what today is?"
"What"
"October 1st"
18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wild card team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and went from "unbeatable" and "perfection" to "embarrassed".
The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!
1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."
Your friends like you day
Person: I love you
Same person: April fools
April 1
If u were born on March 1 you are the most beautiful person in the world. You have a good personality. And will have a lot of friends
Omg you are born on March 1 you are so pretty