sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

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pow wow

How the rapper Paul Wall says his name. Instead of the normal Paul Wall, he apparently cannot pronounce his own name, as simple as "Paul Wall" is.

"Im Pow Wow baby..."
"Yo this is Pow Wow in the house"

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Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

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bam chicka wow wow

Music played in 1970's blaxploitation films, usually played during chase scenes or when something is "going down"

Theme from Shaft (instrumental):
chicka-chicka, chicka-chicka
chicka-chicka, chicka-chicka
chicka-chicka, chicka-chicka
bam chicka wow wow

Other examples: "Superfly", "Pusher Man"

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wow wee

When you see dat ass.

Like when u wit yo homie and u like "wow wee my nigga"

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WoW Metal

Also known as Epic or Power Metal. An alternate name for the genre of heavy metal which consists of music written entirely about high fantasy, including but not limited to gnomes, elves, dwarves, magic, dungeons, epic battles, questing, monsters, etc.

Ashley: Dude check out this awesome new Blind Guardian song!

Joe: What the hell... is this like WoW metal or some shit? You're such a nerd.

Ashley: I challenge you to a duel, fucker.

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bow wow

a fine nigga with weak rhymes. he think he can rap but he ain't nothin and he from ohio but he be claimin atl he be liein sayin that snoop dogg him and some other dude is the best rappers in the game but that's a lie snoop dogg is tight and everything but he ain't makin no music lately. and he think he grown tryin to get engaged at 18 ain't that stupid as hell expecly to a dude. bacically he the cocky and fine

bow wow is a fine cocky rapper with weak rhymes.

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