Cum

an item used for baking

man what is in these cookies... cum

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cum

1. to ejaculate

2. to orgasm

3. semen

He was so horny, he thought he was gonna cum in his pants.

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cummings

After a terrible driver, with a branded vehicle "Cummings Roofing Inc" was found riding other vehicle's ass, a new term was born.

Hey watch out behind you, that guy is riding all over your ass. Hit the acceleration so that guy doesn't "cummings" all over you.

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Cum

Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Here we go
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
That's it
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidi houdihoudi dey dou
That's always doing
All right, Everybody now here we go
It's a brand new version of the do see do
Just stomp you feet and clap your hands
Come on everybody it's the hampsterdance
Bounce in time, to the beat
Hey, you don't even have to move your feet
Just shake your thing, let me see you move
Now spin around and feel the groove
Yee ha! let's try it
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou
You're

Black man: you shid
Asian man: octopus tits lol
Cum

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Cum

Why are you like this??

Hey frank let’s cum on my sisters cat
Frank: great idea I love cuming in little kids tommy

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Cum

White shit that comes outta a penis when a guy sees something he likes ;)

Guy 1: ucbriehcbiu2bceq kate oml imma go all on
kate: oh baby im so ready uhmmmmmm
Guy:bicuuipcriupvur4vhuvh4r
Kate;echicohicocor4c
guy:OOPS i got some of dat cum cum on ur tit lemme wipe if of
kate:kk
guy: done

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cum

Sometimes when your (john thomas, the one eyed bandit)gets ill,he needs VIGOROUS excercise and fluids!!this may result in the vommiting of a hot sticky substance!John will feel much healthier and tingly as a result!:)

cum is produced in the monkey nuggets(bollocks)

geee golly john thomas!!why is your cum a funny colour? :S

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