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Sorry Jan I can't go to Bob's funeral today it's April 14th, Cumslut's birthday
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Me: Hey it’s February 14, should I ask out Sophia
Friend: Do it
Me: Hey Sophia you wanna go out
Sophia: Yes, of course
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November 14th is the day where you can be rude to Karens, and they cant talk back or speak to the manager
“Ok boomer, maybe if you had a new haircut I would pay attention to you, its November 14th of course.”
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November 14 is National grab a guys dick day and the boy has to let it happen. But if you have a boyfriend you have to grab his dick NO MATTER WHAT.
Girl: it’s November 14th
Boy: well fuck
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National appreciate a stalker day. If hey cyber stalk or go all out with binoculars appreciate them for watching over you.
Person-Hey what day is it?
Stalker-November 14, National appreciate a stalker day.
Person-Oh, I guess I have to appreciate you for today.
Stalker-Yay, I’ve been appreciated!
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“oh wasn’t she born in september?”
“SEPTEMBER 14 TO BE EXACT”
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