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October 23 is the national ear eating day!
Kid 1: It is October 23 today! You know what that means.
Kid 2: It is ear eating day!
Kid 1: Let us eat some ears.
National jump into a wall day. Jump into a wall because why not?
Boy 1: *jumps into a wall*
Boy 2: why did you jump into that wall
Boy 1: because it’s national jump into a wall day
October 23 jumping into a wall
People born on march 23 LIKES MEN but hide it by dating a lot of girls
Friend one: hey it’s march 23…how about that
Jesse: I love you
Friend two: I’m gonna molest you
National sit next to your friend day
Feb 23 shall be known as National sit next to your friend day
National Merrick’s a dummy day
September 23 is Merrick Is a absulute dumb idiot day
Give head to your Bf day!
On 9/23 give head to your BF, he deserves it!
Gf: what day is it?
Bf: September 23
The 23 August is the day we all pretend to be emo for the whole day
Man 1: Hey um why are you dressed like an emo
Man 2: Its 23 aug
Man 1: so?
Man 2: Today is pretend to be an emo day
Man 1: wait so every aug 23 we pretend to be emo
Man 2: exactly