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narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker
"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"
"Only if you want to live with aids..."
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A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.
Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.
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A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).
Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.
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A boy who’s eyes sparkle brighter than the sun. They’re perfect and look a bit like the ocean with touches of sea weed. He’s probably cute as fuck. He has all the girls on his tail and is probably shipped with about 10 girls.
He has many female friends and can sometimes be a bit of an asshole and not reply to you, or even leave you on seen. But if you go for long enough he’ll come running back.
If you end up dating a jake, good luck because he probably has more mood swings than a girl on her period.
He’ll do anything to protect people he’s close to and will look after you more than anyone you’ll ever meet. He probably has amazing taste in music and a perfect sense of humour.
Adam: Did you hear what that guy was listening to?
Amanda: yeah it was awesome, he must be a jake
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Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men
OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.
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