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Maggies girlfriend is around as much as my dad is
An illustration of a female (usually good looking), usually in the form of a poster, located on the walls or ceiling of bedrooms of lonely young men.
Dude, your wall-girlfriend is totally smokin'!
Ana is the sweet type of girl that will chear you up right in the morning. She will always be asking questions such as "How are you feeling?", "Do you need anything?", "You know I love you right?". She will send you lots and lots of playlist that reminds her of you and she will tag you in every possible meme. She's also very quiet and she will get shy around you sometimes.
She's also the girl that will wake you up at 4am to f*ck her senseless and rough cuz she a mad devil in bed and she likes when things get very nasty.
She's the kind of girl that will love you till the end of times with all her heart.
Bae: *does absolutly nothing*
Ana as a girlfriend: OMG YOU ARE SO CUTE. You know I love you right? So so much my love
A woman you see when it's convenient for you because either you are wounded, non-committal, and/or a player. You have no intention of being in a monogamous relationship, but the constant cuddling, sex, spontaneous trips away, and all of the affection you provide leads her to believe you do.
This is enhanced by liberal amounts of future-talking with shared pronouns, holding hands, and sending regular texts.
We're breaking up. You are too broken, and I'm not your stunt girlfriend until you get your act together and leave for someone else..
A girl who loves you and has got your back. Look after her, she's a gem
I want a good girlfriend but there is no chance of that happening.
What ever your girl friend says is law. She has veto power.
Boyfriend: “Hand me the AUX cord. We are going to listen to my music.”
Girlfriend: “Nope I call the girlfriend rule. We are listening to my music.”
That big titty goth girlfriend that will smother you with her big juicy thighs
“ bruh why can’t I just get a goth girlfriend that will love me and appreciate me ;-;”
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