1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.
2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.
1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.
2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.
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A musky odor found in the pubic hair area from a mixture of sweat, body odor and lack of attentive hygiene to the area.
As I started to go down on Chuck, I immediately noticed a serious case of muff musk that almost made me decline giving him some head.
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A variation of muff garbage. It is a mix of lint, pubic hair, and used toilet paper stuck in an unwashed, or dirty vagina. The mixture can get caught in the back of the throat when going down on an unclean vagina. Can cause gagging or choking.
When the word garbage is pronounced by jerseyites "garbage" actually sounds like "cabbage".
I choked on muff cabbage after going down on Snooki's dirty vagina.
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A raw natural untrimmed muff. A power muff.
I went down on her and she had a power muff.
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The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...
I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.
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coochie of the chocolate variety
he's craaaazy for coco muffs!
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A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.
*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*
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