need a ride

An Australian term for sex. Normally a guy asks a gal, but in today's society, it's acceptable for either sex.

Guy: Need a ride?
Girl: Where's your car?
Guy: No, I said "need a ride?"
INTERCOURSE

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Need For Speed

A really crap overrated game that died after the Hot Pursuit 2010. Also has been a film but well uhh. Lets not talk about that.

Wow that game is like Need for speed.

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need-to-hello basis

A status in which each friend or acquaintance is required to greet the other whenever they see each other.

No, I didn't say hello to that girl with whom I hooked up while beer-goggled last night. I don't think we're on a need-to-hello basis.

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i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!

Please?I need a vacation!

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Unattractive needs proactive

Person who needs a good acne cleanse.

Girl 1: That guy's hott!

Girl 2: Unattractive needs proactive! He's extra grody.

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we need to talk

When your boyfriend gets bored but decides to dump you nicely so he can still get a shag when it pleases him. Usually followed by the phrase I still want to be friends and it's not you, it's me.

What your mom says when she finds out you fucked your now ex-boyfriend.

Guy: We need to talk
Girl: *cries*
Guy: Look, it's not you, it's me, I mean I still wanna be friends... it's just not working out.
*Girl gets lots of cuddles of now ex-bf, goes home and peices together heart which is then shattered again after the discovery of his new gf*

Mom: Rebekah, we need to talk.
daughter:*panics and mutters 'oh shit, I'm gonna get a bollocking coz of that twat... and that cheap new tart of his... It hurts :'('* *faked innocence* Why?
Mom: Rebekah have you ever had sex?
Daughter then comes up with a lie which mother sees thru instantly

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i need to piss

when you desperately need to fucking piss

Mario: Time to take a piss
Goomba: What the hell are you doing
Mario: I'm taking a piss!
Goomba: okay but why aren't you jumping at me thats what you're supposed to do

Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No I'm a motherfucking enemy you're supposed to jump at me!
Mario: Oki doki then let me pull up my pants first and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FOCKING MIND? NO! JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER
Mario: but I need to piss
Goomba: ugh fine

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